Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Shocking Ben Stiller Revelation
Absurd, you say? Is it any more absurd than Glenn Beck's conspiracy theories about a coming Pan-Islamic Caliphate? I personally find the Onion New Network's coverage of the ongoing attempts to save mankind from Suri Cruise's impending fate as transglobal overlord more plausible.
Need evidence? Just try to find some clips of their coverage for a blog post like I just did. Someone out there, maybe from the future, doesn't want you to know the truth about the Suri menace.