Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Shocking Ben Stiller Revelation

I found this paperback at a library book sale last weekend. Its cover provides compelling evidence that Ben Stiller is a time-traveling leftist agitator.

Absurd, you say? Is it any more absurd than Glenn Beck's conspiracy theories about a coming Pan-Islamic Caliphate? I personally find the Onion New Network's coverage of the ongoing attempts to save mankind from Suri Cruise's impending fate as transglobal overlord more plausible.

Need evidence? Just try to find some clips of their coverage for a blog post like I just did. Someone out there, maybe from the future, doesn't want you to know the truth about the Suri menace.

1 comment:

JEFFREY SCONCE said...

Note also that one of the authors included in the book is David Horowitz, formerly of the left, now the right's go-to guy for ragging on academia.